Good evening SixT - Looks like you've got just the right combination there for restoring peace and harmony to just about any kind of "serious social situation".
Just had a thought: wouldn't if be neat if you took all those ugly "black things" (yes, I admit it, I have several) and made up a matching camo pattern for the long gun, the shotty gun and the grips on a revolver or pistol? Something for us "urbanites", like "Hallway Shadow" or "Midnight Alley".
I've got an extended-tube Mossburg 500 and a Baer custom-built S&W .41 mag that are all ugly black and I'd be happy to be your first "guinea pig".
Alright, I admit it - I have WAY too much time on my hands since I fell off a @@##$% ladder and can't do much of anything until I heal up a little.
Just decided I'd throw the idea out for the fun of it. Please feel free upbraid me severely if I've stepped out of line. I meant no disrespect to you or your absolutely beautiful rifle stocks.