[Honest Tom]

I have always been a sap for so-called Black Irishwomen, such as this high-spirited liberal icon. I can just imagine how pi$$ed she is right now. If I were only close enough to watch the sparks fly. I'm calling it a good day, constitutional jurisprudence-wise.

Maybe she'll throw something. Ah Kathy, you're even lovelier when you're angry.

 

[Honest Tom]

She is so stupid, she's ugly!

Obviously sir, you are younger, better-looking and more sexually attractive than me. I'm a blown out 77 year old who can barely stand up. I'm just crazy about women who are too good for me and without knowing a thing about the woman -- except the obvious, she's a liberal New York Governor -- she is certainly too good for the likes of me.

Leave me with my pitiful old man fantasies.

 

[Honest Tom]

Joe Biden: Supreme Court ruling on carrying guns in public contradicts the Constitution.

What an old fool idiot.

Besides, who needs a stinking constitution? We'd be better off with a "beloved leader." Kinda like Putin, Mousey Tongue, Uncle Joe Stalin . . . er, Biden.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/constitution-literally-written-slaveowners-why-203000305.html